the best that can happen is the day i return back to s`pore, i fall sick and i can take MC again..!!!how dispicable can i get...i can`t stand myself...lol

i`m curently in camp typing my blog onto notepad and then when i get home, i`ll transfer it immediately onto my blog so that i can save time and spend more time dreaming bout HK.
tim sum every morning !! pretty babes everywhere....i can get accustomed to the lifestyle...hmm, maybe i`ll contemplate of AWOL during HK trip...ha ha...dream on !!
[ AWOL mean Abesent Without Official Leave = Detention Barrick = Jail = No more future = Rather die ] cool theory huh !! :)

chin heng, desmond, jong shyang, monster and pamela....jia you !!!

This is how my leave got approved by my superior :
Steps taken to ensure smooth approval :

1) woke up extra early to buy chee quay from chong pang

2) brought it to camp quickly coz i din wan the food to be cold.

3) next, place it stratigically and tatically on warrent seng desk so he won`t miss it...damn jian !!ha ha *take note of point*

4) Secretly check his training schedule to see if the dates i wanna take leave available or not.

5) if not available, TRY to make it available..suck up more and miracles will happen !!
*it always works*

6) Act ignorant bout the breakfast until asked bout it. eg: [ warrent seng ] "Tan, i was wondering who left the breakfast on my table ? "

7) Confess that u bought it merely out of convenience sake and not on purpose.

8) wait till he finish the breakfast then talk to him bout the happenings during the past few weeks when i`m not around.

9) after that, slowly go into the topic of taking leave

10) Nv tell him that u`re taking leave, ask nicely if can or cannot.

11) most importantly, facial expression muz act pitiful or u`re be taken for a fool !!

after doing so...i rate myself 10/10 !! job well done !!! mission accomplished

i`ve created a win-win situation, no one ends up unhappy. i remember this particular proverb vividly " a hungry man is an angry man" therefore, to over this minor prob, all u have to do is juz take a few mintues to observe wat ur superior like to eat and satisfy him or rather attack his weakness !!!

who can resist good food...and i paid $1.50 for 6 pieces of chee quay in exchange for leave.
wah piang...worth it sia !! very *wu hua* *hokkien*

Might be meeting boom tonight to go down town to check out perfume prices. For all those hoping to find cheap branded perfume, go down to northpoint basement...opp. sakae sushi..there`s this perfume shop which juz opened.there`s a opening sale and all branded perfumes, eg: HUGO BOSS, CK, Estee lauder, etc all more than 40% off normal price. only for this month.but one thing bad, there`s not many sample bottles so thats why boom and me going down town to smell the perfume 1st then go back to northpoint to buy.

Lame but wat other choices do we have?? who knows, i might end up buying more than 1 bottle coz perfumes can last quite a while and i like collecting the bottles.

my 1st ever bottle of perfume was given by my ex, daphne. not really coz it`s more like ex ex but still ex la if u guys know wat i mean.there`s still a little bit of perfume left but i

dun intend to finish it coz, i guess, she may not be around anymore/for now...but at least a part of her is still with me. dun think she will read my blog entry anyway...I`m such a SNAG "Sensitive NewAge Guy"...lol ...see those 2 at the back.,...yapz, those were the dayz...days of our life...!!

if i`ve time, i`ll take a pix of the perfume she gave me...treasure it like life and death...or rather everything she gave me, it`s safely kept in my cupboard above all my alcohol. u guys who always come my place drink absolute vodka and bailey..u all shd be familiar with wat i`m talking bout.and BOOM, pls dun try to drink bailey NEAT...u think very cool izzit...crazy fella...!!

this is the cupboard...too bad u all can`t see clearly wat`s inside...dun bother zooming...! that`s the cloest u all can get to viewing the stuff inside...accumulated over 2.5yrs..*sighz*

i juz got home from northpoint...i bought the perfume...hugo boss dark BLUE...went to bugis to check it 1st and it cost $121 for a 125ml bottle and northpoint selling at $56..!!
wat a bargain, dun worry it`s not as pirated as the dvd i get in JB.
this time, it`s orginal and not pirated...

i shall continue tonight...goning for funeral now...my ex-collegue`s mum passed away...*sigh*

Back from the funeral, damn f***king mad !! this bloody car thought he owns the road, i was on the extreme right lane and he kept tail-gating me and i was obviously not in the mood to give way to his arrogance !!

he squeezed in btw and almost HIT me !!! bloody m*l*y "can`t say the race or else kenna fine by gov.", i`m not rasist but these assholes still had to audacity to laugh and look at me...!! watever race u might be, what gives u the right to act like the way u did on the TPE towards SLE then exit yishun.

damn you !!!!!

screw you and your whole family....luckily i was in the rush to watch the 10pm show on channel U or else i make sure i start a huge fight. Boom still could laugh !! haiz...

come la, even if we went to the police, i doubt he can explain himself...tail-gate and endanger the lives of others...

spoil my day....if only i had a base-ball bat....i make sure i smash his car...i still remember sec sch time, this gal pissed me off so badly, i threw a freaking chair into her face..regret it but if it were to be this bloody guy i met on the road...i`m sorry...HELL will be written all over his asshole.