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Tuesday, October 03, 2006

Army life is getting unbearable by the day and this has really motivate me not to let my wife give birth to boys in future....although it`s not up to me to decide..it`s likely my kids are female coz of the high radiation i`m dealing with.

the high radiation kills my "Y" chromosome in my sperm and as a result, i`ll have more "X" chromosome which means i`ll have a higher chance of getting a baby gal which is good. they don`t have to SERVE NATIONAL SERVICE !!! If u dun believe bout the X, Y chromosome that i`m talking bout...can go to http://ghr.nlm.nih.gov/chromosome=X and check it out :0)

then again it`s not wise to have baby gals coz u wouldn`t know if sheep or boom son will gang-bang my daughter in future...i wouldn`t want anything to do with these 2 rascals after tarnishing my reputation...1 of them is short with long hair, the other is tall with huge pimples..haiz...wat a combination for friends...!!

as i was mentioning bout army camp, i took off on fri and it was approved by my boss and not the RSM(discipline officer)...and now he complaint that i using my boss to over-write his position which is obviously absurd...why shd i go through him when he`s not even my immediate off. i got scolded very sarcastically in his office this morning and i can`t tick him off coz his rank is bigger than mine.

Wat the hell, when ur superior is in the wrong, u also have to keep quiet, if u voice out, u`ll be aimed for the rest of ur NS liability...no sense at all !!!!!!!!!!!! my boss told me to hack care him but i juz can`t take his nonsense anymore...

one thing i believe which is always true, " YOU CAN NV TEACH A OLD DOG NEW TRICKS" which in this case refer to this particular bastard who has been serving the army for more than 30yrs....screw ur balls man !! he still treat us like we`re in the 70s/80s...use hokkien valguarity here and there as those very big deal...reminds me of sheep...he needs to scold **** to start off the day...i also dunnoe why...but we (boom and myself) are amazed by his ability.

forever acting like a good boy infront of strangers and gals but only a few of us know his true self which is astonishing grevious !! in another word, he`s a wolf in sheep`s clothes !! see ah...his real name is YILANG, which translate directly as one wolf and his ang moh name is called SHEEP..see the similarities ??

anyway, i hope sheep brings my shoe back from the coffee shop or else i`ll slaughter him for sure.

dunnoe if i should start clearing my off which keeps increasing...i was juz awarded 7days more for the IMF involvment...so i`ll have more than 15days now excluding 7 days of leave balance. i think towards end of nov. then i`ll start clearing it !!

i muz find time to download more morning musume videos and etc...haven`t had time to do so for a long long time.....haiz...

one of the days this week, i`ll stay in camp to get internet connection in my office. every office in the whole building has internet access except mine and this has been going on for 6yrs and i`ve decided to take matters into my own hands. i`m bring a router to camp, illegally of coz..ha ha...tap the connect from the office above mine and lay the cables into my office. muz do it only at night when all the officers are not in camp...ha ha...have quite a few nice fellas to help me...one for all and all for one !!

i`ll only have internet connection for myself and not my new boss...mean huh...but wat to do, every man for themselves...i also dun wanna get him into trouble..ha ha..

thats all, boring army life !!1 year and 17days more till i leave ARMY !!!! can`t wait....

my mum has been watching channel 5`s "american next top model" religiously every monday...it`s all bout cat-fight btw the gals and etc but somehow she enjoys such shows...last time, it was ally mcbeal followed by friends then a bit of O.C and now this show...why can`t i physco her into watching my all time fav. show, GILMORE GALS...



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