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Wednesday, January 31, 2007


There was the scary scene of the National stadium a few hours ago.... 55 000 people packed the stadium to watch the soccer match btw Singapore & thailand...

Politics aside, our country did us proud by producing a 2-1 aggregate win against the TOM YAM SOUP nationa !!

Great job guys......

people mountain people sea....(translate to chinese)....everywhere........

SO exciting to be finally watching the soccer FINALS yet again at the stadium and desmond reminded me that we last watched the FINALS 2 yrs ago and not last yr...poor memory i supposed !!

If only more people coud make it....u guys dunnoe wat u all have missed !!

I finished camp at 530pm, but i showered 1st and went home to change and pick desmond up...i packed CHONG PANG NASI LEMAK for ourselves along the way....

the road leading towards the stadium was freaking jam packed and you see people from all works of life making their way to the stadium...everyone were supporting SINGAPORE but somehow they were wearing the jersey of the soccer team they support...ha ha...

Of course, desmond and myself were no exception....

Reached the stadium after making a huge detour...the normal route to the stadium has been changed and we juz followed other bikes along the way.....hmm...EAST ENTRANCE...where are u...??

Finally found the entrance and juz when we thought we were the 1st few to reach...bout 630pm...the place was already packed to the max...parking lots full...motor bikes parked on the pavement...as long as there`s an empty space, the bikes can be spotted...

S`porean really live up to their KIASU syndrome...everything also wan to be 1st...

go stadium also so early and can you imagine...only 2 of us and yet we had a hard time finding any seats..

SINGAPOREANS are a bloody selfish lot of people...always "CHOP" seats by placing their bag or tissue paper....freaking irritating but i wasn`t ready to spoil my mood so we juz searched and searched till we found a nice spot.

The group of guys said the bench was taken but we persuaded them to share...initially, they were quite relunctant but bo bian...if they were to say NO, you think i`ll care ?? ha ha...

Throughout the match, we were cursing and swearing at the refree, linesman, thailand supporters....etc...we took this opportunity to scold anyone and everyone....

I even took out my slippers...almost wanted to aim it at the thai players head until we scored the 1st goal and celebrated...ha ha....MUZ WATCH THIS CLIP...it took me a while to load on youtube...!!



Quite funny....as usual, you put desmond and myself together...we can easily entertain ourselves...CRAZY GANG actors...!!

When the thais scored next, 1-1, who could even bother....no one cared....as expected....

we were busy tearing our newspaper and throwing all over the stadium which resulted in hmm....you all know lah...!! dun need me to explain so clearly....

some rascals even threw bottles everywhere...if only i had finish my green tea earlier...ha ha...

Rubbish was everywhere, it was a sight worth taking....a sea of rubbish, thats wat i would like to call it.

Actually, it`s thanks to people like us that more jobs can be created and lesser unemployed pple roaming the streets...so, i shd give myself and desmond a pad on the shoulder....!!

well done....ha ha !!!!

Before the match ended, s`pore was awarded a penalty...ho seh liaoz !!

everyone was in a state of euphoria...sure win match instead of a draw !!!

Suddenly, the whole THAILAND TEAM got very pissed off with the referee decision and walked off the field....we were all shocked...

ALAMAK, never happened before in s`pore football.....we started to BOO their sportsmanship, desmond and myself, up to our nonsense as usual, started to curse and swear at the players !!!

@#$%^&........#$%^&#$%.........!@#$%^^%$#...........everyone were laughing and cheering...

we were very HIGH....this was when this happened....pls view the 2nd youtube video for a better understanding...sure laugh...!!!!!



I forgot to mention that besides watching the match, there were so many BABES at the stadium watching too...juz when we thought soccer was a pure man`s sport....

There was this couple which are actor and actress from MEDIACORP, forgot the guy`s name, not so FAMOUS anyway but his g.f, "zhen shi mei", if i`m not mistaken is damn sexy....!!

They were seated opposite desmond and me...very near la...so we kept staring and smiling at them...STARS always get different treatment, we ask if the seats were available and the people say the seats are occupied but when they asked, somehow or rather, they got the seats...!!

UNFAIR !!

Desmond and myself wanted to take a pix with them for keep-sake purpose but too crowded and many star-struck
teenagers were trying to take a pix with them.

So i waved at them and asked if i could take a pix of them so i can yaya papaya on my blog...ha ha....SUCCESS !!

SHd i send the pix to 8 days and let them publish it on the next edition...hmm...any idea how much would they pay me for this picture perfect shot...i can become a full-time papparazzi when i ORD in october 20th.....ah ho !!!!!

Getting late and my throat is not feeling any better....still very high but have to sleep soon...


Wonderful experience, this shows that singaporeans still support our country and that`s because we got into the FINALS....hypocrites bunch...ha ha....but i love it, baby !!

Back to camp and back to reality....Good luck to the s`pore team when they play against thailand on sunday in THAILAND......

Ole...Ole ole olE.....Ole....Ole.......(soccer cheer)....

(pls tag my board and tell me how you all find the videos ok, dun forget to view...thanks !! )


Brought to you by the little-red-devil !! -11:27 PM

Tuesday, January 30, 2007

Stuck in the lift on my way home not too long ago....and there was another fella in the lift with me...haiz...INDIAN summore....i really consider myself so "LUCKY" to bump into the same race where ever i go.....damn it....

good thing the ventilation in the lift was working or else, i`ll get an asthama relaspe and die without knowing why.....

I was sadden by the fact that the taiwanese actress HSU WEI LUN passed away on Sunday and it was made official only in the straits time today...

Wat a pity for such a tragic accident to be bestowed upon such a young, beautiful actress with lots of potential...

It made me realised that, no matter how famous or not you are, fate is something no wonder can ever predict....

who knows if we`ll ever have a tomorrow.....

I remember being so engrossed bout her gossip news previously bout who she dumped for who...who`s she was caught in public with.....celebrity gossip to be exact....

i used to hate her for all those stuff but as i looked back at all that has happened to her, kinda pity the way her life had to end in this way.

Condolences go all out to her family and close friends.....rest in peace !!

Today, i called desmond up to see if he can confirm with me if he can watch the soccer match btw, S`pore and Thailand FINALS....and he was able to change his shift...i`m so excited....

last yr, we went to watch together and this yr too !!

wat a pity js and alex couldn`t make it this time round...haiz...

Imagine one wearing man U jersey and the other wearing (pirated) Arsenal jersey...ha ha...so cool sia !!!

I went to buy the tickets during lunch time, i feel like a regular in army, feel like going out of camp during lunch, juz go, sick of camp food also can go CWP for lunch...ha ha...i love my life except for a certain asshole who piss me off daily.

quite a couple of guys in army uniform came to buy tickets, kinda shocking too...some warrent officers too....

S`poreans dun watch their country play any match unless the team gets into the finals and everyone will be so excited all of the sudden, why dun we support our team anyway ?

but wat`s there to be happy about when we need mostly foreign talents to help bring glory to s`pore...wat pride is there ???

I was the 1st in line coz the tickets only start selling at 12pm but somehow it started early and i was able to get my tickets asap.
After i bought my tickets, a long queue started to form, the tickets at JALAN BERSA stadium is all sold out so i presume it`ll be packed to the MAX.

Last yr, desmond and me kept shouting and provoking the INDONESIAN fans in the final...luckily they nv dash at us and fight or else, we sure run away la !!! ha ah....

anyway, kinda worried for my little niece, kept giving her intensive tuition but she still makes the same mistake after mistake...I`m trying my best to help her do well but is my best even enough...

I wonder if i`m capable to see her progress until her PSLE.....nike slogan "just do it"...!!!

nitez........



Brought to you by the little-red-devil !! -11:14 PM

Monday, January 29, 2007

Just brought ally back from her walk, it has been a while since i last brought her downstairs...

she`s so domesticated...hardly leaves the hse and when she does, she gets so excited everytime.....

I was supposed to go to my cousin`s hse to pass my aunt some DVD RW disc but luckily i met my cousin downstairs so it kinda saved me the trouble...thanks wei ling, i know u read my blog !!
today was the 1st time i saw my boss ever since our arguement....he`s seems the same...as black & smelly as ever but he`s rather subdued...dun dare ask me to do things...1 reason was coz i was busy preparing for the CNY event and parade for some other reservist in 2 weeks time...!

i finally met up with my buddies from previous camp, the few of them came here to learn h0w to operate the equipments that i`m doing now....

there`s this trainee who came too, damn rich, he drove his mini-cooper to camp...rich pple are always the envy of everyone...

the last time i met my buddies were during the gathering on the last day of our course which was bout 6 months ago...

miss those days where we had to study everyday in camp juz to pass the test...worst than poly coz if we dun pass, we dun get to go home on weekends...

but if we pass, we`ll be awarded off days...ha ha...good huh !!

although it`s MCQ 50 questions, open book, we had 11 reference books to refer to and it`s damn tough...i`m so glad it`s all over and if only i studied harder...

who cares anyway, i pass can liaoz...

wellz, I was supposed to go and help angie shift hse....she`s moving to alex place for the time-being but i ended work late so couldn`t go help.

then she called and ask if i can meet her at alex hse downstairs and help her move th stuffs up and of course i said i`ll go with js and then called and said dun need liaoz...

Morale of this incident, u fly people aeroplane once, people fly u once too then fair...haha !!

kidding ah, angie tan !!

I believe most people have viewed the youtube video on the HALAL, NO PORK...funny rite ??



I`ve found 2 more videos with similar laugh-able effect.....one is quite old school and the other is by the same producers of HALAL, NO PORK....




Now, back to the tim sum subject, I was thinking of going this sat when i know my camp 12hrs schedule...

NOthing can be confirmed yet but i`ll let u know again...so pls try to keep this sat free ok ??

anyone has any problem, dun make ur problem my problem...understand ?? lol....

my mum subscribed to MOBTV.SG coz she always come home late from work and she`ll miss all her channel 8 shows so she decided to subscribed and watch it online every night...anyone wanna know bout the last episode on channel 8, 7pm show or 9pm show ??

do u all think it`s legal to post the drama episodes on youtube ?? hmm.......



Brought to you by the little-red-devil !! -8:08 PM

Sunday, January 28, 2007

RaiN...RaIn...rain....nothing to do with the korean superstar but the weather....

Thanks to the rain, i had to take the MRT to work...late for obvious reasons...

1) Din know MRT nowadays is still slower than bike....ha ha
2) Miss the MRT when i reached and had to wait for 12mins for my next train
3) No other reasons....

anyway, nothing much to blog about at work or after work coz i din go out with FIONA, blame the rain for ruining everything......spoil my mood nia !!!

Today at work, this old auntie pissed me off to the MAX....
1) she ordered kopi-O and ask how come 60 cents so ex instead of 50 cents last time....
2) Tried to negotiate the price " ah tee, i so old already, can sell me 50 cents or not " ?
3) My manager told her cannot and she kept pls here and there...
4)Eventually, Bo bian, order i kopi-O not so thick and less sweet
5) here comes the irritating part...........
6) Complain the coffee too thin and why no taste...
7) I told her I don`t wanna serve her and ask her go somewhere else drink
8) Manager stood there dunnoe wat to do...
9) She continued saying my attitude bad and wanna ask if i`m the boss ?
10) bloody hell, i told her i`m the boss son and we dun wanna do business with her...
11) Kept quiet and bo bian, take the coffee-0, drank 2 sip and left
12) THE END


Morale of the story, dun ever piss me off at work !!

I realised that i`ve been getting agitated very easily nowadays at everything....haiz...anyone know of anywhere i go go curb my temper and hmm...attend ANGER MANAGEMENT classes ?? lol...

i was asleep last night and sheep called to irritate me ask me wat am i doing, i **** him upside down until this morning, i had to sms him to apologise....see la, not my fault also muz apologise...

no logic man !!

speaking bout the tim sum.... i`m proposing to go to RIVERCITY RESTAURANT...heard it`s quite good and it`s only $13.80 +++ from 1130am - 230pm

wonder if the tim sum will be similar to wat we all ate in HK, i forgot how the HK one taste like liaoz....anyone still remembers ??

http://www.rivercity.com.sg/buffet.htm

The location also very centralised, it`s next to FUNAN IT MALL, yesh, my workplace there...

We all go and eat and after that, we can all go shopping for CNY clothes and then go drinking at clark quay or MAjong at someone`s place...or better still X box, winning 11....

mousy, if you don`t always lose in MAJONG, u`ll definitely be richer than us !! :-)

When i win more money during CNY, if i were to win, i`ll save money and buy this iphone...

I know js will object....but i think it`s very cool....really sleek design and it`s touch screen...

i haven`t been fated to ever use any apple products, you all shd still remember i bought the ipod nano but nv use it....buy for fun coz too much spare cash at that time and then sell it after 1 yr....ha ha....

this time won`t be the same...i guarantee plus chop !! hee hee :0)



Brought to you by the little-red-devil !! -6:16 PM

Saturday, January 27, 2007

I finally found sometime to update for my blog....desmond, plz enjoy ur bedtime story ok :)

These few dayz have been only the beginning of my hectic army life and it seems like it`s already HELL !!

I almost got myself charged and land myself in dention barrick (army jail) last thurs, I attempted to punch my 2nd warrent officer in the face but that indian was lucky coz my friends held me back...

Bloody bastard, I couldn`t find the DVD player needed for a fri event and i asked him where it was and he said he dunnoe...and i juz told him, " since u dunnoe, then why not we juz don`t do anything and wait "....he shouted at me for my attitude and plz dun ask me wat got into me.

I juz charged towards him even though i was running a high fever and given ATT C to go home rest but since i got so much work to do, i couldn`t go home rest and my boss din even bother helping...ask me finish work then go home rest !!!

I even had to work at 3 various places, Pasir Laba camp, mandai hill and at SAFRA Mt Faber until 830pm....shit !!!

I told him straight that he better watch his back....i`m not gonna cover his ass and let him take all my credit...


Incident 1 :

I was told to modify the handphone ear-piece and solder an additional Mic cable head so the speaker on the wall can be used to hear the conversation of the enemy or ourselves during the EXCERCISE.

Knn, who the hell knows how to do it man....but since i`m the technical specialist, i had to make it work...I experimented for almost the whole day and I had a date due by the end of the day b4 5pm to let my Major know if it`s possible or not.

Time was running out and where the FUCK was my boss, nowhere in sight...after understanding how it works...blah blah blah...I did it and of course everyone was pleased...!!

Next day, my boss came and out of nowhere told my Major and DYS3 that he GUIDED me and actually, he did one that works the way mine does but different way...

When i saw it, i knew it was done professionally and I juz said very loudly, "Sir, you got it done at SIM LIM and u didn`t do it, u juz paid someone to do it"....he tried to defend his embarassing self but eventually conceeded defeat and said, wat`s the diff, as long as can work can liaoz.

anyway, js know the story best...i told him more than wat i wrote...lol...but at least now he knows i`m not someone able to be pushed around and will listen to his command without thinking carefully !!

9 more months to go ORD, i can do it...!!

if i go on talking bout the BLACK piece of shit, it`s never ending so i shall change topic....

I juz came back from M`sia....weekly petrol session except for the fact that decided to check out some latest DVDs...i haven`t bought it for quite a while and i was so surprised i was able to buy all my current fav. movies that i`ve been looking fwd to get my hands on !!!!

best part, I only spend $30 singapore dollar on a full tank of petrol and 6 DVDs...actually it`s buy 5 get 1 free...ha ha...


Don`t try to borrow it from me until i say i`m done watching it, esp KEVIN !! understand ??



The DVDs that i bought, 4 out of six movies are Oscar award contenders....pretty amazing and i can`t wait to watch it but i`m too busy in camp to watch...

that doesn`t mean i`ll lend u all 1st...ha ha...unless...hmm...maybe i will...it all depends on who u are....


ON a lighter note, something funny happened at work ytd, i was at the coffee shop and this regular customer came and bought a packet of CIGARETTE and he din have a lighter and he borrowed from me.

I took one of the brand new lighter and voluntered to light it for him but i din know the FLAME was quite high and i accidentally burn his moustache...ha ha...damn funny sia !!

Samantha, I guessed we have to use the F.O.C tickets for some french movie or German films instead ok ??

Might be meeting FIONA tml for shopping...but have to re-confirm coz i`m juz afraid the rain dampen my spirit !!!!

TO THE CRAZY GANG, I`M PLANNING A TIM SUM BUFFET SOON, ANY OBJECTIONS ??
PLZ LET ME KNOW ASAP OK !! -LUV YA GUYS-



Brought to you by the little-red-devil !! -8:02 PM

Monday, January 22, 2007

this is a very interesting pix i took today...

I was on my way to JB pump oil and there was this 2 flies on my bike mirror...

Never once moved....i could have took my quicksliver sandal and smack it but I was too engross in their "SEX" act on my pamela...

nbz....flies are more open than human...having sex in public !!

Argh...of all places, on my bike....damn !!

Today, i went into JB for 1 reason, I wanted to go to S`pore customs to get my tumb print saved in their data based coz from 1st of FEB, my weekly petrol trip into m`sia will be made faster and more efficient...

No more queues...juz scan my tumb print and insert my passport and i`ll be on my way....ah ho..!!!! too fast too furious.....

My shoulder still hurts the whole day but somehow i find it a blessing in disguise and i don`t mind dislocating it again and again...why ??

coz.......at least i know how to place the bone back by myself like wat i did ytd instead of always going to the hospital...imagine if i`m on holiday and the shoulder popped out, at least i can put it in asap without causing any inconvenience....lol....my thinking is always very perculiar...ha ha

I was watching the news today and i kept thinking to myself, aren`t we fortunate to be born in s`pore where the gov. is always so efficient and the priority is always the citizens ?

Would s`pore still be the same if we`re not governed by the PAP but by that nut-cracker, Dr chee ??

think bout it...i suddenly feel s`pore is getting smaller and smaller....transport is already so efficient and yet, there`s so much room for improvements and juz take Sentosa for instance...so much time is being saved on getting there.

i was reading the business times last week and i was wondering when is the high speed train btw s`pore and KL gonna be completed...imagine going to KL to club and be back in time for bed...hmm...amazing stuff. ha ha...


http://www.btimes.com.my/Current_News/BT/Wednesday/Nation/20070116232325/Article/

I used to envy pple who are born in America or rather western society...given the western values that i`ve always gave my tumbs up for...i tend to forget bout the social issues that is revolving around their everyday life...children kenna shot & killed in sch, freedom of speech and etc...

but as i ponder further, i realised that we`re actually living in a protected bubble where the gov says this and we obey....which isn`t always good coz we dun have much avenue to voice our opinion....

anyway, I somehow feel very polital today...hmm...i guess it juz comes with age.




I was searching through youtube and there was this list of all time most watched videos and i found this one particular interesting...enjoy !!

this dude is nuts !!!!!!!


Brought to you by the little-red-devil !! -8:31 PM

Sunday, January 21, 2007

My shoulder now is freaking pain but i`m still persisting in typing my blog....dun wanna disappoint DESMOND la...

my blog is his bedtime story of sorts....ha ha !!

yesh...i disloacted my bloody shoulder again...

I went to sentosa after work and only played for bout an hour b4 i dislocated.....the opponent was this group of 2 gals and a guy...not bad and i was trying to save the ball but i tried too hard...

damn it, i totally freaked out coz where on earth was i gonna get an ambulance in SENTOSA, good thing, i managed to pop the shoulder back in slowly....1st time tried putting it back in by myself...

i didn`t wanna disappoint the rest of my buddies so i told them to play on while i made my way out of sentosa and to alexandra hospital instead of the nearby SGH coz i predict it`ll be very crowded....

given my condition, i was still able to ride my bike to the hospital when it was partially still dislocated...am i crazy or wat ???

when i think back at it, i still think i`m CRAZY....

but all thanks to this dislocated shoulder, i`m now able to shake leg at home for a day...and given light duties for 1 week....ah ho !!!!!

anyway, before all these shit happened, i was happily on my way to sentosa, as promised, this is the latest and newest edition to sentosa, the SENTOSA monorail...

after all the hpe, i find it no big deal and it`s so pack and cramped with tourists.....mainly indians....the ticketing queue was so long , even i had to queue when i had the Sentosa card...

why ??? coz my offical card with the tag system is not here yet....and i`m still using the temporary pass...haiz....2 more weeks...

the way the train is designed is no diff from MRT so no big deal except for the bright colours...

Usually, i take 45mins - 1 hr from my work place to Sentosa, siloso beach but today, i only took 20mins...damn shiok..!!

the station is located at the 3rd floor of VIVOCITY, next to Food republic so it`s very easy to find....esp near for me coz i parked my "pamela" on the 3rd level...

those avid sentosa people, if u all wanna get the Island card, i can get the subscription form for u....damn cheap la...less than $20....

there`re only 3 Stations for the entire Sentosa island...which is good, from getting to one end to the other only takes 7 mins...out of this 3 station, only 2 are in operational, the other one only start operation in 2010...don`t make sense coz it`s built and no one is using it...

kinda stuipd...u`ll know wat i mean when i take the MONORAIL...!!


my shoulder is still hurting...but i`m gonna continue nonetheless....let`s talk a bit bout ytd...

it was Kevin`s 22nd birthday, Happy early birthday although the actual day is 4 days away if i`m not mistaken...

To be honest, i was rather pissed with him so much so that i din wanna go to his b`day at all...js also felt the same way..

see ah...he was supposed to meet us at 630pm and in the end told us to to meet at 830pm at js place coz he`s at K box singing and drinking with his another bunch of friends...

WTF, take us for granted izzit ???

nvm, I made his suffer eventually, he told us to order any home delivery we wanted and he`ll pay when he came...

very well said, of course i won`t give him face....dunnoe how suggested ordering Sakae Sushi home delivery...called countless times but juz couldn`t get through but eventually got through and ordered close to $70 worth of sushi and etc...

as i`ve already said....i won`t give him face...to think bout it, i still think i ordered too little...nv order enough of my fav. sushi and sashimi...but we all juz ate it last week at IKOI...ha ha

thats not all, we also ordered PIZZA HUT 2 large combo...and we actually forgot bout KFC...shit !!

Chin heng, if u are reading this, pls pass kevin the receipt of the cake we bought for him and claim $$ from him...

he`s paying for his own cake...dun care !!!

We ate and play X box on js new TV...bloody hell, screen so big...see until eyes become blury...too wide liaoz....not nice to play game or maybe i`m not used to it...

it was really great to see monster after so long...the last time we saw her was during her wedding but other than her tummy...she still looked the same...

This pix is not fake and all of them can be a witness...

My cute little tummy is bigger than monster...ha ha...i also dunnoe how it got so big...

now u guys know why i keep saying i need to do more
sit-ups to get rid of it....10 times a day shd be sufficient la...

Kevin, on behalf of everyone, I wanna thank you for the wonder dinner treat and i`m glad none of us bought present for you...Bo Hua sia !!!

you late and still wan us to give u present...u wait long long...understand !!

remember to return chin heng $$....ha ha...

my birthday is next month, very soon...try to buy me something ok...plz ??

lastly, I hope this youtube video gets famous...look the the nonsense we were up to while singing song for kevin....


ENJOY !! :)



Brought to you by the little-red-devil !! -6:27 PM

Friday, January 19, 2007

I totally forgot there was a concert by IL DIVO, so sad, i din have the money to go....

spent too much $ on jap food and on pamela liaoz....haiz...i called my camp Master Sergeant Wendy to see if she gone for it but she din go too coz it`s too ex, partly due to the fact, she couldn`t find anyone to go.....

if she were to ask me earlier, i would have gone on 2nd thought...



Tmr is our dearest kevin`s birthday....i think it`s gonna be his 22nd b`dae......

wat does celebrating b`day really mean when we`re almost at the cross-road of our lives...
wat`s the main purpose or idealogy behind the celebration....

As i get older, i ponder the need to celebrate....no wonder most people in their adulthood think it`s no big deal afterall....juz another day is how i would like to put it...!!

the perculiar part is that, kevin hasn`t even had any concrete plans on wat`s gonna happen tml...he better hurry....!!

can i recommend sashimi again ?? lolx....

anyway, from monday onwards...it`s a long 3 weeks battle....shit !!! i hate it man, it gonna be tough and i`m gonna be mentally drained so plz dun look fwd to many blog updates in the coming weeks ahead...

i`ve to be in camp at 5am on monday to pack my PA system stuff to transport to Pasir Laba camp by 7am...damn, why muz it be so damn rush anyway ??

today, i din get the chance to play volleyball all thanks to the CHIEF OF ARMY, he was giving some crap shit talk that took so long and the training had to be cancelled...

see lah, my only chance of playing with them has been shattered...more army exercises will come my way which means less time for fun and relax...!!

i went to the Vehicle line side to borrow spray bike chain and do a bit cleaning off rust with 4 of my bike friends in camp.

U all muz be wondering wat`s so special with 4 other army guys....

WRONG !! apparently, they`re army regular, FEMALES...ha ha....

We all used to be in the same previous camp, Ayer Raja and i got posted to where i am bout 8 months ago...we haven`t met up for a long time and I believe Ayer raja camp has the most no. of female bike riders...

mind you, their bikes are bigger and more powerful than mine even though their smaller size than me...dun look down on them gals ok !!

it`s kinda weird, even in camp, I mix with the girls given the male dominated environment...lol....

speaking bout male dominance, I`ve always been intrigued by the new zelander`s ruby team....they always have this ritual called the HAKA dance ever since ever..

even my friends who join RUBY here, they do somewhat similar to it...


anyway, i did a little of work and slept after lunch till bout 4pm...then my 1SG called me and ask me to help him drill this and that....juz because i`m the technical specialist, they ask me to do...imagine if they`re at home, of course they can do it by themselves la...ha ha..

Caught in the rain on the way home, *sigh*....i forgot when was the last time i came home dry and without the need of a jacket.....I spotted the rain bout 50metres and quickly put on my jacket and when i approached the dark clouds, it juz rain...so amazing how the sky can turn out to be at times....

wellz, 9 more months and 1 day till i leave the army....look how fast time flies....yesh !!!!

Chinese new year is coming around the corner and I haven`t even bought any clothes and jeans....damn it...running out of time...!!!


it`s always the time of year that i hate most, so rush, even if i can`t find anything nice or suitable due to the crowd, i still have to pick something out which is not always easy....

shd be going to buy new yr clothes next week with either Trina or Fiona...maybe Samz...hmm....



Brought to you by the little-red-devil !! -8:30 PM

Thursday, January 18, 2007

see the pix on top.....i know i juz had sashimi buffet last week and most pple would definitely stay away from raw fish for a while but i`m juz addicted to everything raw so yesh....i ate some raw fish while watching tv now....

From somewhere next week onwards till the 9th of fed which is apparently my birthday, i`ve to do 12hr shift work and burn some weekends working...

damn it....some joint exercise at Pasir laba camp, TUAS....since there`s no war in s`pore, the army has to simulate WAR and pretend to fight against each other....i`m from 6 division and we`re fighting against 9th div...it`s real-time and so we muz work hard to kill them literally....

wat does it have to do with me, i only serve 2yrs....but...do i have a choice ??

I forgot that I had this 1 on 1 session at Standsfielf college with this girl called Cheryl...i made some enquiry on the degree on university of london...seems like i`m qualified...hmm...doubt their criteria man...accept me...ha ah.... :)
anyway, I didn`t wanna go coz i`m pretty tired from teaching my nieces every tues & wed...which leaves thurs my only day off...but to tell u the truth, Cheryl sounded really sweet on the phone which this strong accent and since i had to make some enquiries, i might as well go down....

i`m not tiko or wat ok....i`ve to go down anyway...so it doesn`t really matter how she looks although it`ll be a bonus and an icing on the cake if she`s cute...lol...
It was raining damn heavily on the expressway and I kept asking if i shd turn back but since i`m wearing my rain coat and not exactly drench, i might as well go...it`s located behind Fish & Co. glass house at park mall...opp. Plaza Sing......

how does Cheryl looks...many muz be wondering wat i`m gonna say...hmm....gonna reserve my comments....

I seriously wonder when the rain will stop....i dun give a damn if m`sia is flooding or watever shit is happening to them....juz blame it on the stupid people who plan the way the city/town shd be built....hopeless....

The m`sia shd learn how to educate the pple by studying...and not by educating them how to be more corrupted...

wat is taught in their compulsory education...Rob a bank ?? sell pirated DVD ? kill innocent people ?? if those are wat is being taught...they more or less succeeded.....good on ya, dumbos !!

how come such stuffs hardly happen in s`pore except for the Thomson area which is a low-lying area and it`s definitely a situation the relevant authorities will deal with sooner than anything can be done in m`sia.

i`m pretty straight-fwd with wat i wanna say so..if anyone get annoyed, aww....that`s juz me..!

speaking bout the rain, ha ha....my nieces are very close to my cousin who`s their dad...there was once when my cousin decided to fetch them home from their pri sch and he purposely din bring umbrella coz he know geraldine loves to play with the rain and he decided to play with her.

it turns out, geraldine cried coz she`s not used to her dad playing in the rain with her....hmm...weird niece of mine...no wonder her classmate calls her, "weirdo"...ha ha...*sighz*

i`m so excited bout tml, I`m gonna play volleyball in camp in the morning...training with the 3rd divison...my boss isn`t around and their coach used to be my coach so I asked if i could join their training....shiok !!

I`m really desperate to get into the S.A.F team but it`s not easy...actually, freakingly tough...i`m happy to even make it on the bench...everyone is so pro...

i asked my coach how i can make it into the team, he said i muz do well in the inter-formation competition in March, damn it, i`ll be in Taiwan for exercise, i dun even know if i can make it or not....

ask him close 1 eye and let me join also cannot...haiz...if i get in, i can train full-time till i ORD...ha ha....how nice would that be huh... :)

anyway, I believe we`ll be hearing a lot of this particular song at the club scene in s`pore...it`s so catchy....i can`t get enough of R&B !!!



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Tuesday, January 16, 2007


while i was surfing net in camp, i found out a few funny moments worth sharing with everyone...


plz view it with a pinch of salt although some pix are rather provocative and very subjective...

from wed till fri, my boss wun be in camp coz he`s on course so i pratically own the whole place...as long as i dun get myself into trouble, I`m free to roam anywhere...

although i have to prepare for the PA system, it`s rather straight-fwd coz i anticipated it and prepared it b4 hand..

anyway, there`s this guy in camp called Benjamin, or rather PRIVATE BENJAMIN, that`s his rank.

wellz, he`s the 1st person i got to know when i came to Mandai Hill camp and now he`s the last person i wanna meet on the surface of this earth.

I really can`t stand his laziness, so wat if his family is rich and etc...that doesn`t mean he owns the camp and dun need to work. Ask him to do something that only takes 5mins, he can take the whole day and forget to do then Q me how come i cannot do....

I refuse to throw rank coz i treat him as a friend but i really can`t stand his farking attitude...

wat shd i do to make his wake up his idea ??

I always tell the rest of them, I allow you to climb onto my head doesn`t mean i allow u to shit on it...so know your own limit...dun push it too far !!

although i can get pretty lazy in camp at times, but i make sure i finish my pile of shit b4 i rest...that`s the diff....

anyway, i juz got back home from tuitoring my Nieces, so mentally straining...din know p6 maths can be so challenging...the standand now is on par with wat i studied during sec sch dayz...

sometimes, i juz feel lke giving up coz i`m so exhausted from camp and coffee shop but i can`t coz once i commit to teaching Rachel till after her PSLE, i can`t say i dun wan coz i`m tired....

quite a shitty excuse, besides, i`m her uncle, muz set gd example...

time passes quite fast when i teach them, it`s juz like me studying from 7:30pm-10pm....miss so many nice TV shows but it`s worth it when they finally know their work...

I kept asking myself, shd i continue studying after NS or work...if i were to study, will i do it full-time or part-time....wat course...where to study...local/overseas....if overseas, prob Aus/UK....

dunnoe if can pass or not...muz really seriously think wat to do next in life...

I was speaking to my Cousin who juz graduated from Uni and he`s finding a job and i asked him to look for my coffee shop boss who`s dealing in Shipping oil. My boss intends to hire my cousin after CYN and i hope he`s successful...

then i heard my boss told my cousin that he`s intending to offer me a job too...which i really hope he does coz the peaks are damn good...oil company bonus and salary...it`ll be like hitting jack-pot if i get the job.

But if i do, am i still gonna study or wat......argh................!!!



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Monday, January 15, 2007

Blogging has always been a way of expressig my sorrows, joy and nonsense...but nowadays, i feel obligated to blog coz i`ve So sO so many FANs out there...ha ha....i think i`m more popular than that xia xue liaoz....ha ha...

thanks for the support guys...but u all muz also keep updating ur blog so i can read...understand js, angie.....and the rest of the lazy pigs who juz love reading and not creating their own blog...haiz....wat can i say....

Today was a unusually quiet and relaxing day in camp, but the hectic schedules are within days...from this fri till end of next week...HELL is aproaching...savour the moment and suffer by myself soon...

my boss is officially decleared the stupidest darkest dick-head in the world, as the sayin goes, "why didn`t god give him more brain and less hair".....so hairy also dunnoe for wat....hide in the dark ah ??

not gonna eleborate much bout it coz it`ll only piss me even more...i`m trying to get a pix of him from my camp data base so i can show u how that shit-head looks like..this fri, there`ll be a big army event that involves the 3 biggest fools...the chief of army, and a few more...all the star generals and he`s taking off and i`m in charge of the lightings and sound system...

muz set up everything by myself...hello, where`s his brain...i`m only an NSF...i screw up, u`ll get fuck-up...i swear !!

anyway, if any i_di_n god up there is reading my blog, pls make the next generation born with more brain and less hair ok ??

muz censor or else gov. catch me and throw me in jail and my pix will be publish all over the papers...

I juz bought this moisturizer from nana bout 2 weeks back.
she`s was working at KIEHL`S, vivocity and now at Hereen and since there was a 20 % and she kept recommending me this moisturizer, i decided to try it with an open-mind.

but i searched online 1st and i found that lots of hollywood celebrities like, Kelly Roland of destiny child & the Olsen twins used this line of product...Bill Gates too...ha ha...amazing find on the internet huh..

Maybe that justify why it`s still so ex after the 20% off....dun ask how much...but i can see a diff in my complexion leh...not as oily as last time...more smooth although still a little open pores...

hope it really improves over time...


decided to take a pix and cam-whore my complexion for fun...hmm...any improvement ?? lol...

anyway, i had sometime in camp to watch 1 episode of the jap drama i`ve been taking ever so long to complete...2 more episodes to go...how long more do i need...???

i finally realised how hard it is for a woman to give birth to a child...the pain, the suffering, the intuition of protecting the baby before yourself.

it`s all bout the mother`s instint and the love for the baby...awww...so touching...really...no wonder all songs are bout mothers...like, "shi shang zhi you ma ma hao"....when was there ever a song bout father`s love besides, "Ke ren lai, kan pa pa" ?? nonsense man !!

i`m impressed, the leading actress. she`s born in 1993 which makes her actual age only 14yrs old and she can really protray her role so FANTASTICALLY.

which s`pore actress can do that...the scripts are so dreadful in s`pore...why bother acting for the sake of entertaining if the writers are boring...??

I was juz watching this channel 5 show, Girls Out Loud.

Hosted by that fat blogger, Xia Xue and the ever cool babe of power 98, rosalyn...not our dear roseline the monster...!!

the stuffs that they talk about are crap, like super-natural powers...dating..Why people queue without knowing what they are queuing up for?

etc...but it`s a really s`pore thing...we go about our everyday life not noticing little things that are going around...and the way they interview pple are damn straight to the point.

they don`t ask people Q and try to get model exam A* or GPA 4.0 kinda ans...if u ans that kinda polite ans, they`ll ask u to shut up and not waste time...and they can say stuffs like their guest are talking nonsense...how often do u hear such straight-fwdness on TV.

the censorship board in s`pore is being flexible here....good on ya guys !!

i was surprised to receive a good morning sms from melissa, it was a pretty awakening shock at almost 8am in the morning....1st time this kinda strange thing happen esp on a monday...when blue is the norm colour 1st day of the week !!

thanks....

I know u read my blog gal....but dun dare to use the tagboard.....stop being a mummy girl...!! lol..

one thing i`ve realised when i created this blog, i`m rather critical and straight-fwd in all my blog entires, maybe it`s this fact that pisses people off and maybe offend people so easily but wat to do, bo bian...u either enjoy facing reality or live in a man-made la-la LAND whereby u juz love people sucking up to you...praising u bout this and that....yucks...so fake...*pui* !!

if so, hmm....get a life....!! Earth isn`t where u belong....

anyway, samz...remember to help me ok...I dun care...i`ll make u promise to help me or else no good food...

Kevin b`day celebration, any idea wat we`re getting for him ?? who`s buying and etc..monster is no more in-charge of buying presents...who`s taking over ??

i was looking through my photo folder and i can`t seem to be any recollection of kevin`s b`dae pix for last year...anyone has any pix on that event ??

the coconut incident at marina sq ?? hmm.....AH HO !!!!!





though i should have posted this youtube video during the christmas festive period, i juz manage to find out the title of this song so it`s kinda late but i juz love the way Santa Baby is sang by Kylie Minogue....so sluty and hot...she`s a old hag that can really shake !! luv it.....


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Sunday, January 14, 2007


I finally bought my long-awaited NIKE bag....actually, i din wait very long...juz bout a week la !!
but when u`re desperate to get ur hand on something new, even an hour seems forever...ha ha...
u all might know by now my fetish for bright stuffs...all things bright makes me happy...!!

the bag will reflect my taste for everything colourfool...lol....now that i`ve gotten this bag, i can exchange with samz...hee hee...!! $86 +....heart pain but shiok feeling !!! lol.....

I din know Herren was also selling the bag or else i wouldn`t have gone all the way from cineleisure to marina sq to get the bag...haiz....samz informed me too late....

thanks guys for acc me to get the bag...and thanks to the rain, i had to take MRT to work and meet them all....

S`pore is getting so populated, everywhere u go on a weekend, it`s jam packed to the max...even SENTOSA.....i wonder if pulau ubin is that bad too ???

it has been raining non-stop or rather on/off for the past couple of dayz, i wonder when we get to see constant sun-shine again....??

wellz, I finally met up with my buddies for sashimi buffet at Ikoi, Murama Hotel....i blog bout that place b4 so i dun wanna go much into the deco and where it is.

btw, this is my 3rd consecutive week having jap food and i`m not showing signs of abstaning from it....i juz love everything jap...from food to drama....music....hmm..gals ?? ha ha...

anyway, back to Ikoi restaurant, it`s voted one of the top sashimi buffet restaurant in s`pore...and of coz the price has to justify the quality, $30+++ which amounts to bout $35 net per pax.

rather reasonable considering the no. of sashimi plates we (des,ch,alex,js,kevin & myself) ate... everyone kept odering stuffs that they dun even know wat`s that....we din take much pix to justify the fun we had coz of a rather pointless ARGUMENT starring, kevin and the other table guest, comprising of a LEADING BASTARD and his 2 FAT BITCHES.....

Correct me if i`m wrong, hmm....goes something like this....

We all kept ordering plates of dunnoe wat, from sashimi to ramen to soba to salad..... and when it all came, we juz took wat they served us without asking and someone in our group asked if this was wat we ordered, we just said we din care...hungry, everything also eat.

so......the other table over-heard our little conversation and one of the fat bitch whispered to his bastard and told him that we took their order by mistake. Somehow or rather, the guy kept staring at kevin and made some remark at kevin and he told him, " tiao si mi tiao".....so fierce man !! can u imagine this going on and on in a cosy $30 +++ restaurant ?? hmm.........juz imagine la !!

our meal was spoilt for a moment coz of course it wasn`t our fault, each serving had a piece of paper attached to it saying which table no. and if it was really a mistake, it would be the waiteress fault and not ours...CUSTOMERS ARE ALWAYS RIGHT.

this is something we all have to bear in mind....i was quite pissed off, not by the heated argument but the fact that whenever i order my ZARU SOBA, someone in the group would eat my share...haiz...my fav dish man !! wat`s up with that...esp alex....eat finish and put the plate on my side of the table...WTF...lol...

anyway, since we paid $35 for the buffet, nothing is gonna make our mood bad for long, after a while, we were back to our noisy self, a bunch of HOKKIEN soldiers eating sashimi..ha ha...the other table was invisible in our sight...

maybe due the fact that a damn HOT BABE was seated opposite us.....really pretty and she really looks like a model or actress....everyone kept starring at her...and js, took a few pix of her secretly. bro, can send me the pix pls ??

we also saw someone who looks like ANGIE TAN...alex g.f...my gosh, we really thought she came to the restaurant with us coz both of them looked so alike.

but seeing the way alex acted, so HIGH, we know it`s not her coz whenever she`s around, he`s very guai...and not guai lan...ha ha...opps....

we checked out the ala-cart menu and realised that we ate more than $100 worth of sashimi...it was really wonderful...i hope u all like my reccomendation.

We shall go somewhere similar next time ok.....brazilian style buffer at 5th ave, holland rd. anyone wanna go ??

today, i din go SENTOSA coz it was raining so heavily and partly coz my other friend, david has a wedding dinner and had to leave early. I would have gone alone with joey, the other gal but coz of the rain, haiz....bloody rain, bloody hell !!!

I promise myself that i`ll finish watching this jap drama, 14 sai no ha ha...by this week...i took too long to finish this drama le due to camp activities...at least i cleared all my duties for the entire month.

i purposely cramp everything up and make myself super busy so now, i can relax more than ever...but next wk, i muz set up and assist this and that....hope i dun quarrel with my boss AGAIN, he better lead by example and not hide behind me....

i can`t wait to go to camp tml and tell my buddies the new indian jokes i have...ha ha...so cool !!

lastly, Kris, remember the channel U show we were watching and I said that cao ge sang damn well as well as zhou wen Xuan, i found that episode, as i re-watch it, damn funny....ENJOY it everyone :)

who`s zhou wen xuan anyway, apart from her nice name and cute face, wat`s more bout her worth knowing or finding out ??

I might name my daughter after her in future...TAN wen xuan ?? nice sia !! ha ah...



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