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Tuesday, July 31, 2007

it has been 2 days since i`ve been back in camp...nothing much has changed...still hate the freaking place so much except for the fact i`m happier now coz i`m no longer working under that indian THING !

i`m unofficially an official clerk-specialist...ha ha...that`s the title i gave myself.....on monday, i went back to camp and was questioned by my officer why i requested to transfer without him knowing and asking for his permission, all i told him was, if i`m unhappy with you, would i tell you?

he juz kept quiet, but anyway, the problem has been solved temporarily....the next time i need to do something for him, i`ll show him my latest medical status which states i`m unfit for carrying heavy things and etc...then i won`t be able to work under him anymore.....all thanks to the MRI i went the other time...suffering from the needle really does miracle for me...!!

juz came back from my physiotheraphy, the therapist said my shoulder needed more strengthening and i muz do it 2wice a week...so happy to hear that, that means, every tues and friday i`ll only be in camp for 1/2 a day...which means i only work 4 times a week...

and i got additional 3 days off coz my unit got the best NS unit for the 14th time in a row...ha ha...amazing, do nothing and still get days off...but i`m still quite sad coz almost everyone in the crazy gang has ORD except me and ah pek....can`t wait for OCT 20th !!!

actually, i shd be fortunate to be under this chief clerk coz she allows me to study and i dun need to work much under her, she says she wan me to concentrate on my studies so won`t give me much to do, i really appreciate her efforts....but whenever i work, i`ll use the internet next to her seat and i`ll watch my movie or drama with my portable hard-disk and she`ll join in...ha ha...can`t stand my new superior !!

i wanted to start my revision on my new modules coz i really dun understand the new subjects but i realised that i`m short of 1 text book coz it`s not here yet....still waiting for the shipment...damn it, i`m already running out of time...6 days since i last finished my exam and got my books but i`ve yet to start...die !!

results will only be out in 2 months time...the grade system is so complicated...see ah...there`s A+,A & A-...followed by the same as for B, C, D...so many pattern...more than badminton sia !!

i`m looking fwd to receiving my results la....

i dunnoe how my stupid camp indian boss planned my duty, i`m on duty for today and tml as well as sunday....i honestly think he`s against me coz i looked at my duty forecast and compare it with everyone else, it`s so different...but WTH, if i`m gonna make a fuss bout everything, it`ll be nv ending, i`ll juz do and hope that.......

HE GETS STRUCK BY LIGHTENING ONE OF THESE DAYS....!!!!!!

THE END.........

-note- kris, when are we having dinner ??


Brought to you by the little-red-devil !! -5:56 PM

Sunday, July 29, 2007

I`M BACK FROM TIOMAN !!!!!!!!!

I`m back from a exhausting weekend....9 dives in total over a span of 3 days and it`s kinda a drag almost at the end coz i was kinda sick of it liaoz..ha ha...

but samz and myself managed to pull through the entire diving trip with minimum mishaps here and there...

let`s start off from the day we were about to leave for tioman, at bout 2pm...samz msn me and told me her passport nv renew and there was only 4 months left and by RIGHT, if wanna go m`sia, need at least 6mths on the passport so i was a bit despressed coz i thought the trip has to be cancelled again...

mood was rather spoilt by a bit but then after i called charlene and siti, i heard of this by LEFT rule, see ah....the m`sian custom dun really check as long as there`s a 3 months valid left...so we juz tried our luck...

juz when my mood was back, it turned for a worst when i forgot to bring my jacket there coz it was rather cold at night and i had to snatched the blanket from samz every night....she was quite sweet to not snatch it back from me...ha ha....thanks buddy !!!

in total, there were bout 15 people going on the 1st day for the 2-in-1 combo diving trip...mostly youngsters...bout our age so very easy to get along...a mixture of NSFs, NTU students and a few working adults..

initially, all of us stuck to our own group of friends but after a while, all of us were acting like we knew each other for a long time...

the resort is nice, the sea-view is nice...everything except the room...which is really sucky !!
i expected better accomodation after spending $730 but had to share room with another 2 fella...this sibling which i thought was a couple...

quite cute gal...but not really my type....talked every night while her bro was fast asleep...but relax...it was btw me, samz and her...ha ha....

same age as me and also from NYP but from digital media design....

quite impressed coz she started her own company instead of working for people...unlike me...still stuck in NS....shit !!!

back to the trip.....yesh....the water was quite clear and there wasn`t much area to walk along the beach coz it was only a jetty and people all board the boat to go scuba diving or snokelling....

the 1st dive was a bit scary coz it wasn`t in the swimming any longer and the last time we put on our gear was bout 1month ago and there wasn`t any revision session...the SEA is all we had infront of us.....

didn`t know wat to expect...put on the gear and plunged into the deep sea for the 1st time in my life....the sea is so freaking clear although the water was a bit green but it`s still damn clear.....


only the 1st dive and i was already so excited...i din know that the water there was so damn salty, not like those east coast kinda salty, it was worst......but the view underwater was juz breadth-taking....worst part was when the salt water got into your eyes and mouth...argh...the feeling is juz disgusting to the core !!!

saw a couple of NEMO aka clown fish....sting ray.....giant sea turlte... sea snake....sea cucumber...sea horse and the 1st goes on....

it`s their territory underwater and we had to respect it......while scuba diving, we had to give way to school of fishes that wanna cross our path...ha ha...so cool, giving way to fishes in the water coz there was juz too many of them...

i nv felt so free before but having said that, the underwater current was kinda strong and the waves were choppy on certain days and i dunnoe
bout the rest of them but i was a bit panicky coz my suit was out of air and i kept drinking in water and i was floating in the middle of nowhere and the boat was too far to be seen....

these were juz a few scary moments....

every dive was a new experience, we got to see diff kinda fishes and corals.....very beautiful works of nature...

we even got to see some sunken ships...dunnoe how many did we see in total but it was juz like a abstract from the movies....

a bit scary coz i didn`t know wat was inside and i kept imagining something from inside gonna grap hold of my leg and drag me into the ship....

there were a lot of loose wood and ropes all over the place and as a diver, wat would make me worry was the ropes kenna stuck on my suit and i can`t get it out and i panic then it`ll be very serious...

my suit was stuck in some coral and i totally freaked out coz i couldn`t move my leg and the rest of the group was swimming ahead of me...and i struggled to break free also cannot until i calmed myself down and succeeded, imagine, you`re so deep, u can`t see the bottom of the ocean and you can`t see the top and even if i stuggle to reach the surface without my equipment, i also dunnoe if i can make it up to the surface in 1 breadth so muz stay calm at all times...

although, we have buddies and obviously, samz and myself partnered but i freaked out in the water a couple of time and lost track of her and she went missing for a no. of times...sorry buddy...ha ha...i can only concentrate on the instructor or the fishes and i was always distracted that i lost her....

the most scary part of the whole trip was when we had to do deep-water navigation in order to pass our test, and the current was very strong.....we were paired in groups of 4 and when we were told to descend into the water, i was samz next to me but when we reached the bottom of the ocean, she was missing and then i signalled to my instructer and we decided to serach for her for a while, still can`t find the we surfaced to find...

then still couldn`t find, and then we decided to carry on without her, i totally freaked out when the instructor saod, juz carry on...she shd be fine...wah lan eh, i thought finding her was more impt but i wasn`t in control of the situation, the current was too strong and the safest place was to go underwater to avoid the current...

the current was still very strong and i had hard trouble doing my navigation and suddenly, the other group that was with us, one guy`s nose and mouth started to bleed....scary and then he couldn`t continue and surfaced and swam to the boat....then i asked if we shd continue or continue to look for samz...

but still...the instructor say continue....but when we went into deep sea ago, i started to get swept by the current and banged onto the coral and i couldn`t get up coz the current was forcing my chest and it was damn hard with the coral hitting me !!

had cuts and bruises all over my feet and fingers...but that`s only a small price to pay !

the instructor and the other partner had to pull me out and i almost pierced my foot into some sea-urchin which is all over the sea bed and can be deadly, it pierced through my dive flippers but dunnoe why din kenna my feet which was really astonishing !

i really thought, that was it, jia lai...si liaoz.....then the instructer signalled to abort mission and go back to boat...wah lan, if only he listened earlier...but it wasn`t his fault la...

i dun blame him !

then we kept searching for samz coz everyone was on board except for her and everyone started to panic and i kept thinking bout how i`m gonna explain to samz`s mum if anything happen to her...ha ha...

then after more than 1/2hr of search, we found her at another nearby island which was damn far from the location that she and me started off with....damn heng found her sia !!

she was with the leisure group and she was stressed-out although she still could tell me she saw a lot of very beautiful corals and etc...ha ha...!!

scare the freak out of me sia !!

there was a hilarious situation though, see ah........i wanted to shit badly but it was time for the next dive and no choice, since they couldn`t wait and it was only a 30mins dive coz going very deep, i decided to shit only after the whole dive, the experience wasn`t good,....i kept farting underwater and wana shit badly....

i buai ta han, and i signal my instructor that something is not right and i faster made it up to the surface, swam to the boat and quickly went to shit, they also came up soon afterwards...

argh...the feeling was so shiok, 1st shit of the whole trip and it was on board a boat with no toilet paper...amazing stuff !!

then i realised there wasn`t a proper sweage system for the urine and shit, and all of a sudden, the people on the 2nd deck of the boat shouted that there was something HUGE floating and everyone went to see...of coz i was curious and then someone shouted..."WHO SHITTED"...ha ha....and everyone went *YEEEEEE*.........opps....no choice, i treated it as a joke, not so much as pai seh, and i admitted la....ha ha...

since then, they called me the shit man everyday...ha ha...cool name, i can take jokes la...!!

this is the pix of the gal who came with the bro and was in the same room as samz and myself, 1 room has 2 queen size bed so samz and me shared one....ha ha....dun anyhow think ah...everyday, dive from morning till evening and then reach room, rest, play cards and sleep...

totally, no night life there....very sianz so eat dinner and rest...so din spend much...changed $100 to m`sia ringit but i think i din even spend $30 lor...ha ha... we got to know each other better when we talked bout BGR stuff and other stuffs during the night...very interesting sharing and listening to everyone`s story....

everyday slept for 6hrs plus and then wake up and dive till evening....tiring man !!!

did i mention that our toilet in the room is very funky...ha ha...actually, it sucks, our sink, the water tap is spoilt and since the 1st day till the last day, we couldn`t off the water coz the tap was damaged and when we informed the staffs, they said oki but nothing was done, so as a result, i got used to not switching off the tap when i used the water....ha ha...wonder if it`s still flowing now ???

anyway, to summarise the whole trip, i`m having very bad sun-burn on my face now and i`m so dark, no red...but i feel good...at least i experienced something i nv ever did...

will i go back again...yapz...maybe once a yr at a different location.....bali perhaps...anyone interested ??

please watch the below video....very funny, samz and me jump overboard from the 2nd level of the boat into the water but look at wat happened thoughout the 20sec video...ha ha...comment ah !!!







Brought to you by the little-red-devil !! -11:44 PM

Thursday, July 26, 2007

THIS IS WHERE I WANNA BE FOR THE WHOLE WEEKEND....WHERE HAS MY MERMAID GONE TO ???

It sure feels good to be back blogging although it`s 130am....wellz, i`ve to thank samz for blogging for me while i was busy studying for my exam....at least i know i`ve done my best and i`ll leave the rest to the marker....

my future lies in their hand !!!!

The paper today was damn tough, everyone thought so too....i spent a lot of time thinking bout how to handle the macroeconomic Qs coz it`s not that kinda subjects that u can juz read/memorise and juz write wat the Q requires...

this subject, all very scenario based and you`ve to apply wat u`ve learnt into the Q so it`s so difficult....example, What happens to the US economy and debt if price level increases....25 makrs...nbz...this is one of the easier ones i shd score...the rest..haiz...

there was this gal who came out after 1/2hr...i think everyone knew her outcome la...impossible to finish so soon la...sometimes, i really wonder why they wanna pay $17k for this degree and not put in the slightest effort....donate to me la...damn it !!!

wellz, at least it`s over and i can start to think bout scuba diving and nothing else...juz now, b4 my exam, i went to get my books for the following semester....so soon rite?

exam juz end and muz prepare for next module...that is why my degree is 1.5yrs...no break in between...very rush....gonna bring my little text book to tioman to study...juz look and see here and there lah coz it`s as small and compact as a story book so quite handy this time round !!

after my paper, i juz switched on my hp and js called me to ask me if i wanna meet the rest of them at mousy`s block downstairs....of coz i needed a break, i was thinking of going to find trina after my paper but eventually went to meet the crazy gang coz so long nv see js and he was going overseas tml !!

have fun man !!!

dun gonna talk much bout wat happened under mousy`s block, not quite sure wat went wrong with dunnoe who and etc...but i muz say, the whole place was very misty...dusty...wrong word to use...!! ha ha...wish desmond was around, he`s also another pro, remember, HK...ha ha...??

i`m really looking fwd to my trip to tioman, i really hope when i wake up, samz will not call me and freak me out by telling me cancel again or else i`ll kill her personally, my exams have ended and i`m so desperate to go diving !!!!!!!!

let`s juz pray hard, while i was studying today, she called me and got bad news for me...nbz...stiff neck....i think she`s kinda weak or maybe she takes too much pills....if u ask her stay in s`pore, she`s fine but once u plan an overseas trip with her, confirm will fall sick or have problems de...hee hee...but i really hope she`s fine and able to go and have fun this time round...

fool....jia you !!!!

i bought 2 underwater disposable camera so that i can take as many pix underwater as possible !!! 1 for samz to take pix of me and another cam for me to take pix of her...very hard to communicate underwater so i decided to sponsor 2 cameras...hee hee....this time round...30 over people are going and i hope i get to be in the same room at 3 gals...as planned like the last trip...

diving trips are not the typical holiday, dun have seperate rooms, as in 4 to a room....dun care guy or gal la...ha ha...hopefully i`ll sleep walk !!!
I KINDA have a backup plan if samz sway sway cannot make it to tioman AGAIN, see ah, my sec sch buddies are going to genting for the weekend and i was suppose to go but coz of the cancellation the last time and the postpone trip clashes with the rest of them, so i`ve to forfeit then and not go for the genting trip....but who knows which part of m`sia will i be at over the weekend....ha ha...

i should get some rest soon...in the meantime, do remember to flood my tagboard till i come back...

btw....desmond, welcome back, i`ll be gone again when u`re back !!!!

mousy, pls remember to organise a gathering for everyone at ur place the following sat oki !!!!!!


Brought to you by the little-red-devil !! -1:19 AM

Saturday, July 21, 2007

It's emo samz. Back to blog for boss.. Gosh!!!
I'm in my emo state, but boss cant be bother and still wants me to blog for him. So EVIL!!!!! Mousy, remember our agreement. We'll combine power and bully Jordan.. HAHAHA~*

Anyway, he's having his last paper on wednesday and he's super stressed out now. But on thursday we're going on our diving trip. SO FUN!!!! Finally.. But I'm sick again. Gosh!! My body just hates me to go diving lah. Din happen when I went for my kayaking thou'.. Opps! I'm turning this into my blog entry. Back to BOSS.....

He went back to camp for duty on friday around 11 plus since his campmates are staying in camp till that time cause they were having some event or something. Cant remember~* And I got 3 missed call from him last night. But didn't answer to any of it. Sorry ar~*

all he did was go camp, sleep and then next day someone came and take over his duty...like that also can???

Shit!! Mental block. I dunnoe what I should be blogging next. But whatever lah....
He's just so stressed out!!!!!!!!

Emo Samz signing out~*


Brought to you by the little-red-devil !! -11:13 PM

Friday, July 20, 2007

Just had my 1st paper on wednesday....i`m so happy it`s over...and i`m very satisfied with my answers....only thing i was fed-up was that i wasn`t given enough time to do....3hrs is too short to complie all my thoughts and points into the questions...

when i started to do the human resource paper, i totally freaked out, my mind went blank for bout 10 mins....i dunnoe why but i juz couldn`t recall wat i studied...i started to panic but slowly recalled and gain momentum.....each Question shd only take 45mins but the first question took me bout 1 hr 15 mins...

see how much time i`ve lost ??

anyway, overall i`m very happy with myself, answered everything confidently unlike poly, go and take exam without knowing a shit....pray can pass happy liaoz..but now, i juz hope i can get A for my paper....praying hard....

after the paper, i took out my notes and found out i missed one crucial point in 1 of the question, i missed out on explaining wat A-D-M-M is all bout, not very crucial but of coz i`ll lose some marks...then i complain to samz and trina when i got home then as usual when i was on the way home, i would listen to 98.7FM on my hp and then some idiot dedicated a song and when the DJ asked her which sch she comes from, she juz said ADMM....wat the hell...i thought it was some joke....

nbz...rubbing salt into my wound !!!!

anyway, next paper next wed will be the last paper and i`m not hoping too brightly, i`m quite weak in economics....juz pray i can get a C grade la....dun worry, no matter wat happen, i`ll update u all on my results when the grade comes out oki :-)

i should be going back to camp on thurs and fri but after my paper on wed, i was too tired and stressed out so i went to see doc and got 2 days MC to cover me for ytd and today but i muz still go back camp later coz i`m on duty....but it`s oki, juz go there and sleep and then next day go home...less than 8hrs in camp, not bad liaoz la....

juz watched the news and i found out that my friend got married....another couple, my sec sch classmate...and they appeared on the channelnewsasia coz today`s 20th of july which is numerically written as 20/07...which is also the year 2007...amazing time to get married...and i was shocked to see them on tv.

wat`s more impressive, they are born on the same day...juz few minutes apart.....this world is full of disbelief....my gosh !!!

i`m not eager to settle down...there`s still so much more important things to do than getting tied down.....ha ha...

anyway, i miss my god-son, vernon a lot....how i wish exam can be over soon...haiz...DIVING next week but i dun even have the mood to think bout it....argh.....my head hurts....!!!

i haven`t forgotten the curry fish head i promise samz and keline as well as mousy and gang too...hee hee...soon oki...

-note- js, do u know ayumi broke up liaoz, shocking rite ??


Brought to you by the little-red-devil !! -8:36 PM

Tuesday, July 17, 2007

I can`t believe wat i just did....oh ya, it`s me, the owner of this blog not samz`s entry...my secretary is still asleep...juz like a pig...ha ha !

this is gonna be a short entry anyway....

i woke up quite early not to study but to go down to woodlands terrance to buy the freshest sashimi and not to forget, it`s damn cheap...wholesale sashimi....so cheap until anyone who loves sashimi will go crazy....

trust me, it`s so fresh and u can`t believe...it only cost $11.70...goes by the weight....i thought they type wrongly.....i expected it to be $20+....i`m falling in love with that place...it was shown on tv, some variety show, that was wat samz told me....

see this plate of sashimi, this is only a small portion of it, i can have about 5 plates of sashimi the ENTIRE DAY....shiokness !!!!!!!!!!!!



wellz, thanks to the sashimi, i have additional energy to revise for my paper...so cool !!!

too bad, samz can`t eat, i woke her up from her sleep and *yaya papaya* to her bout the sashimi, and to think bout it, it`s located near monster`s office and only bout 10mins from my place....

i love YISHUN...so many gd and cheap quality foood....who can resist...!!

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Brought to you by the little-red-devil !! -11:17 AM

HE'S DEMANDING....

Sob~* I'm a slave now lah.. Cause he asked me to blog for him as soon as he on his com. GOSH!!! He's demanding.. Someone help me... HAHAHAHAHA!!!

Whatever~* I'll make this quick.. Piggy Jordan cant get his ass out of his bed yesterday and missed the supper gathering with the gang. So today is the day to make it up to all. So as soon as Weiling called, he went down to meet Mousy and Gang. Every night eat supper, try to mantain your Cute little tummy (CLT) ar?? Still got tau hua break somemore. Gosh! Always make me hungry at this hour with all your supper gatherings..

So our little vernon got something from UNCLE Jordan wor.. But this stupid pig head dunnoe what it is. Cause he just paid for it and din see what is it...wondering if it`s tau hua or the drink??? And he promise he'll spend more time with Vernon after his exams. Mark his word, Weiling!!

And someone's guilty now for rejecting his Best Friend's call last night, so he's staying up to wait for her call while studying... Trina, don't call him. Make him feel bad!!!!! *Evil smile*

Kayz.. Guess life during exams is kinda like this, which is simply BLAND lifestyle with a little fun. So that's Jordan's update to all...

Ciao Ciao~


Brought to you by the little-red-devil !! -12:22 AM

Monday, July 16, 2007

The BOSS says he's busy mugging so nothing exciting happened today!!!
Lucky me! I dun have to take down meeting minutes. [which is what he wants me to write in his entries] But I wanna complain, boss very picky leh.. Must rmb this, rmb that. WAH!!! STRESS SIA.... Kidding lah!

It's samz pleasure to fill everyone in with Boss's busy and exciting life. *puke*
*grinz*


Brought to you by the little-red-devil !! -9:21 PM

Sunday, July 15, 2007

Calling for all Agents who are related to this case..

Agent S had received information from Agent J that there's a suspicious gathering over at Suspect Mousy's place on 14th July 2007, approximately 6 pm. They were having some steamboat and called Agent J last minute to ask him over. See this bottle of bailey here. It might be part of their plan to get him drunk and get confidential information that cannot be reveal or they might already found that Agent J is an undercover. Gosh! This is totally terrible situation.

Kay... Enough of my nonsense. Cause I'm having a mental block and don't know how to carry on with this. But I seriously hope this intro did make you read on...

Back to the original story... Mousy called up the poor Jordan who have been drowning himself in piles of notes and trying to get everything into that little thing called the brain. And this boy here just can't stay still at one place lah. He need time off. So Mousy called him at the right time. Sigh! Babe, you should just call him when you guys finish the food and ask him over to clear them for you. You guys are such angels to call him up. The food really looks good. And Jordan called me last evening to boast to me about it.. So SAD!!!! Can I join in next time?? *smile*

Then I also heard that you guys were waiting for Wei Ling's kid, Vernon to get home from the NDP rehersal. Jordan says he misses VERNON lots!!! So Wei Ling gotta let Vernon hug UNCLE Jordan... *evil laughter* Someone still thinks he's so so young lah.. Must make it know he's near to being uncle liao.. Opps!!!

After dinner, WeiLing's suppose to hoax Vernon to bed and join the peeps for some Bailey session. But she ended up sleeping too. So it's just left with the 3 dudes and one babe competing to see who's going to be the last one standing. But I know it's definitely not Jordan. Cause he's been drunk at my place before and he didn't even drink much. Gosh! Did you people see him drunk?? It's priceless lah. Uttering nonsense and calling his Best Bud to bug her. HAHAHA~* And accusing that we abuse him when we were the one kena hit by him. Opps~* Did I just reveal the violent side of Mr Jordan.. Anyway, this is my little secret about Jordan. And permission granted from him.Gosh~ A picture of the food again, really making me hungry now.. Anyway, Jordan say that I cant miss this out. Cause you peeps were suppose to have vanilla ice-cream with bailey as topping. Must be damn good. But someone in the grp added too much and ended up with bailey with ice-cream. Sorry Poy! The boss want this up. So I've to obey orders. And Ms Mousy gave a pass to Bailey with HL milk and went with Martel with Coke. HAHA!!! Power sia!! Are you the only one drinking that?


Jordan wanna thank Mousy for inviting him over. Babe, you will wanna consider my suggestion. *grins*



Boss requested for this clip to be posted. Sadist man!! He was laughing while telling me about it. SHUCKS!!! The person's in deep pain can... HAHAHA!! Stupid Jordan still can laugh about it.


Brought to you by the little-red-devil !! -11:58 AM

Friday, July 13, 2007

Dear Diary,

It's Samz again.. Back blogging as Jordan's slave. I'm so glad Mousy been supportive of me not helping him blog. But for all your sake, I'll bear with it and wait for you guys to tell me Jordan's deepest secret and reveal it here.

But today nothing much had happen in this Boy's life. He went to east coast for some run with his campmates. Everyone been running for 14km. Only Jordan walked for 2km. Gosh! He's just simply lazy and cant get his ass moving. *I wish I was behind him to give him a hard kick which will prolly get him to move a little more* He just told me he made an effort... Erm.. To walk?!?!?! GOSH! If you din do that. I guess you'll be lying flat there huh???

Then he went to Alexandra Hospital, which my friend called it a hell when she was having attachment there. Anyway, he went there to check on his teeth. And found out that he had only one wisdom tooth. Now we know why he's been so nonsensical all the time. Understandable! So he's going to get it extracted on the 6th of August, so that we could "siam" the National Day parade that is being held by the camp. Since it's a big event and would be a big responsibility on him. So he "hum"and found an excuse that could let him off for a week. But too bad, I'll be having steamboat to celebrate my birthday. Opps! Someone wont be able to eat. Sad!!!

And also a visit to the clinic, cause he's been having that big ucler for weeks and it aint going to heal. Prolly infection. But the doc says he's lacking of multivitamin. Gosh!!! Eat so much, yet lack of vitamins. So what have you been eating, brother????? Junk food ar? *evil laugh* And ucler is a sign of heatiness and he still can eat chicken rice loh. Yst we went to northpoint for teppanyaki. He's jus POWER!!!! Or rather I say MADNESS!!!! But he says the med is super effective, cause it numbs the ucler and eating chilli now aint hurting it. SIAO! Still wanna experiment, sekali later more uclers come out... *touch wood*

Finally, the boyee got post out from his current camp to another branch of this same camp. *got difference meh?* Anyway, he changed from a technical specialist to a Clerk-cum-PA for his commander. So he wont be seeing anymore of that "pain in the ass" black shit *he asked me to type that, I'm not racist people!!!*. Happy for you too.. So the happy Jordan is once again back.. YEA-YEEEE!!!!!

Time for some music...



He thinks this is good music. But I seriously think it sucks.. HAHAHAHA!!! So what do you think?? Tag the board to let us know.

I'm screaming away, yet he's dancing away.. The song is causing pain to my ears!!!! Someone please help me...


Brought to you by the little-red-devil !! -8:47 PM

I just felt this urge to blog....

i was watching SCV a moment ago and i came across this art painting on my fav. show on channel 16....it`s a show called miami ink......bout a couple of famous tatoo artist who opened a shop and many pop stars and celebrities go down to get a tatoo...

then the episode that i briefly watched for bout 10mins...was talking bout this gal who lost a dear friend and she wanted to commerate her best friend`s 1yr death anniversary so she decided to get a tatoo of this painting on her back....!!!!!!

Samz thinks it`s scary........but i think it`s very nice....resemble both life and death in a very gothic way....i even changed my laptop wallpaper to this and then my mum got freaked out when she used the laptop and changed it back.... ah yo........wat`s so freaky bout it......i like it a lot, falling in luv with the babe in the pix......!!!!!!! ha ha

i`ll think of some way to incoperate this pix onto my blog.....i`m loving it... anyway, ytd`s entry was from my secretary, samz....

next 2 weeks...i shd be stopping blogging totally so i`m sorry if you all dun receive any form of entertainment....& to my no.1 fan, uncle chicken....sorrie, but u wun have bedtime story for 2 weeks...

relax......after i finish exams...i`ll be back....but in the meantime, samz will blog on my behalf...ha ha.... do give her some support oki, dudes !!!


Brought to you by the little-red-devil !! -12:15 AM

Thursday, July 12, 2007

Hey readers,

This is Samz, Jordan's new secretary-cum-editor for the day. Gosh! Can't believe I'm suppose to do this for the next 2 weeks since he's taking his exams. Why didn't I make him do it for me when I was having mine. Fa*ked up shit!!!!

Anyway, Jordan wanna thank Yi Yan a.k.a Bajie for sending Dounut Factory to him yesterday at 1130pm. And this pig is already sleeping. You shouldn't have done that babe! Anyway, he wanna thank you lots lots!!! And he called to boast to me. How nice! I've been craving for it since yesterday. But it's alright now, cause Jordan's brother went to queue for it this afternoon and I'm getting my share. Thanks brother! Thanking your brother on behalf of Keline too.

Jordan had requested to his superior's superior that he wanna be post out from his current post in camp. Cause our dear boyee here is being pushed by his understudy to the limit. And he can no more face the "*ndian" guy. Racist huh?! Wateva~* Prolly that guy is really a pain in the ass. I wont know. But I sure know he's on the verge of bashing him up. So I guess getting a new post at a new place would be the best choice. If everything goes well, he will be post to be a clerk and changing from a technical specialist to a typerwriter specialist. Super "eng" as usual.

And he wants me to do a formal apology to Poy in the entry cause I missed him out while editing the blogskin. Okay. Here it goes. I'm sorry I left you out. But it's up already. I know I'm efficient. Anyway, I'll make sure the boss here will vet very carefully everytime I do an update.

Time for him to vet again....


This is how the boss wanna say hi to all..
Hopefully I din miss anything out.


hey READERS, for improvement...plz tag jordan`s blog so i know how i can make the entries more interesting.....

you all can also find my blog on the right...the LESBIAN pix...ha ha...so cool !!


Brought to you by the little-red-devil !! -12:44 AM

Monday, July 09, 2007

I`m so shocked that i got 2 days MC when i went to Alexandra hospital....this time round, i din ask for it, they juz said it`s standard procedure for patients who went for MRI to get 2 days MC....

wat a blessing in disguise....

This weird machine is the MRI machine to scan my shoulder...my 2nd time in this ultra-cool machine....the whole process took bout 1/2hr....and i fell asleep with my headphone on....was listening to 98.7FM....so noisy and yet i fell asleep....

B4 the MRI, i had to do this pre-MRI injection...i was totally traumatized experience...i wasn`t told i had to have some injection and i am used to needles poking me but this was different...it was penetrating my operation scar and they`re inserting some metal in it so that during the MRI scan, it`ll be easier for the doc...

damn shit, i wasn`t even aware of it......i totally freak out and the doc was kinda shocked the last doc that saw me din brief me bout it....but since i was here...WTH, juz sign my name and go ahead....

they even used a pathetic piece of cloth to cover my face and exposing only my scar for the doc to inject....i haven`t had such a long needle poke into my scar and it`s damn pain...seems like a nv ending needle that keeps going into my flesh....

then the doc told me to relax coz that was only the painkillers and not even the metal thing YET....can u imagine my reaction....cold sweat and regretting even signing in the 1st place....but i couldn`t feel much when he inserted the metal thing into me coz my shoulder was numb but i could feel something tickling my bone from underneath my flesh....

the whole procedure lasted almost 20mins and it juz felt forever......

the next time anyone is going for an MRI...pls ask if injection is necessary...coz the last MRI i did, injection wasn`t even necessary and this time, almost died....

Be warned or face the consequences....lol....

At least after the whole experience, i`ve got 2 days MC to cover and i can stay at home and do revision as well as relax....wed go camp also 1.2 day coz i`ve got appointment and then fri go camp 1.2 day coz i still have appointment..ha ha....!!!!

so only thursday will be a full day for me in camp....hip hip HURRAY !!

samz...i`ll pass u the ocean`s 13 DVD on friday oki....


Brought to you by the little-red-devil !! -1:50 PM

Sunday, July 08, 2007

today is a day of double happiness but also a day of disappointment.....
Let`s juz start off by saying, i`m glad i`m getting 2 wedding invitation from my sec sch classmates....both parties were my sec 3 classmates but from diff class...LONG STORY but let`s juz say, i jumped from 3A2 to 3A1 coz the other class had more girls...ha ha....
and to make matters worst, both couple are having their wedding in YISHUN, one is at SAFRA and the other one is at the restaurant at 925...the restaurant on top of the famous chicken rice..

thats`s not the main point....both couples invited most of the same people and MOST, including myself is going to the other wedding at the SAFRA coz closer la....so that means, the other side won`t be receiving my ang pao !!!

sorrie wendy......

i saw a whole bunch of sec sch classmates and a couple of others from other class....it`s juz like a big gathering with so much to catch up.....i miss those days....almost all are working now....actually, my sec class has very few guys...i think bout less than 10 guys in total....

accounting class la....and i`m seated next to a gal...in fact, the 2 whole row...i`m the only guy...there`s a reason la...coz i`m too talkative and the teacher thought i would keep quiet but too bad...ha ha...i was happier !!

actually, i dunnoe if one of my sec sch friend reads my blog but i juz have to say this, i can`t stand her b.f....damn freaking arragont with his words and whenever there`s a sec sch gathering of sorts, he`ll stick around and act like he`s part of the group....fucking pissed...further more, he`s a village boy....kampung to be exact...dun need me to eleborate where he`s from anyway...

it`s juz like the saying, *wu ya xiang chi tian er rou*....ugly duck like to eat goose meat...damn it !!

dunnoe how to take pix then complain my camera lousy...come on, can he even afford a digi cam...dunnoe need how much ringit then can buy one....WTF !!

anyway, back to the topic....

it was juz like any other wedding that i`ve attended, nothing special....the food is not fantastic, it`s edible...that`s all....ha ha....everyone`s grown up so fast....looking back, we used to talk bout fashion and etc...now, it`s bout career prospect and earning power...!!

so amazing.....i realised that so many people were invited to the other wedding but most did not go, only 1 perosn went to the other side instead of this.....it was the obvious choice for most of us !!!

everyone said i became darker....shit, i better start bleaching my body or else it`ll be too late...shit !!

so many of my friends are still in poly coz they went to army 1st then study....then tml have sch so can`t stay too late...test summore..lol....the MC for the day was pathetic, his accent was juz like a malaysian....and we kept laughing....english was not broken...it was worst than that, the sentence was atrocious...in short....nb...SI BEI JIA LAT !!

and guess wat, it`s the bride`s older brother...ha ha...sorrie ah, Qiao wei, but ur bro can`t make it la...ha ha....clown sia !! but nice try...nv try again la....there won`t be a next time !!!

anyway, when izzit going to be my turn, i was thinking, i might not even have a wedding dinner at a restaurant, a bit impractical for this time and age....imagine, u go and shout "YAM SENG" x3......so old school....i think i`ll juz go for honeymoon instead....

friends can save money and time, and i can save the effort....even my mum also think it`s best to not have it...ma fan !!!

i`m not gonna have a wedding dinner for the sake of having it and following tradition....a bit meaningless...but 1st, i muz find myself a life-long partner 1st then think bout this...it`s still a long way to go and i`m in no hurry to settle down....

life is short....enjoy while i still can !!!



Brought to you by the little-red-devil !! -6:04 PM

Saturday, July 07, 2007

this is the 1st entry of my new blogskin....and i`ve been receiving rave comments bout it already...thanks people....

the credit shd go to SAMz and not me coz she asked me if i wanna change and she help me to edit the HTML code and i juz gave her the idea on how i want it to be done, thats all....

appreciate the EFFORT.....u`re the best.....fool !!! ha ha.....though it`s not fully done yet, you all can look fwd to more changes soon....!!!

today`s 7-7-07.....amazing.....it only happen once in my lifetime, i`m gonna buy 4D to commerate this auspicious day....ha ha..$10 big $10 small....

Busy.......Busy..........busy..........exams in 2 weeks time.....& i`m stuck in camp on a saturday to do duty !!!! WTF !!

i`m really dying in camp, so many events to do and i can`t get along with my under-study...we already had a couple of conflicts and my stupid indian boss is playing colour...side his own skin colour...nbz !!!

everytime talk in their mother tongue....and the way they shake their head piss me off....

I do the hardwork and he juz tell me wat to do when i`m the more senior one...shit !!! he`s getting on my nerve...

but i got even with him during his C.O.S duty on monday...too sensitive to write wat happened at 3am in the morning with a bunch of my camp mates who were still awake coz we were drinking tiger in the wee hours of the morning....

we had an event and after that, we juz did wat we had to do....lol........and we woke up at 11am the next day coz we had a hang over...!!

i`m so panicky bout my exams...can`t seem to get anything in....studied so much and the more i study...the more i forget wat i juz studied...i was on 2 days MC (thursday and fri)...not really sick but i just needed a break from army so i went to the poly clinic and got MC..

of course i had to do some research b4 i go see the doc...i told him i "lau sai"...and the syntoms of it are vomit, giddy...ha ha....and he suspect it is severe and gave me 2 days MC....but after that when i got home, somehow or rather...i had minor"lau sai" FOR REAL...how ironic...!!!

at least i could study at home but i`ve got duty in camp on SATURDAY again...shit...but wat to do, seems like i`ve been having more duties lately....shit !!!

i can`t even think bout diving...too stress to be thinking bout FUN !!

now i know how samz felt when i told her to look fwd to diving which did not materialise last month !!! ha ha.....

anyway, this sunday gonna go for my friend`s wedding....my ex sec sch mate....although i feel that i`m still young, i can`t help thinking that in 6yrs time, i`ll be 30...and it`s time to settle down...ha ha.......like real.....

until a couple of days ago, my crazy mum came up to me and ask me when am i gonna give her a grandson/grand-daughter...ha ha....she`s mad !!!

Ytd, i went shopping with trina in the evening and met up with one of her friend for a very late dinner....she got a job and gonna start work on monday and she dragged me to go and choose office wear with her....and coz of her enthusiastism, we dragged till 930pm then had dinner at suntec, KENNY ROGERS...worst still, we ordered our food already then they told us that they are closing at 10pm......wat the hell sia...but at least we slowly ate till bout 1030pm then left...customers always right !!!! ha ha.....

anyway,got to get back to my books now....skipping lunch coz too lazy to walk to the cookhouse in camp and my friend brought a mini- electric stove to camp and passed me some maggi mee...so shiok....gonna eat it later....i can even eat steamboat in camp in future on my own...too bad no cam to take and show you all !!



Brought to you by the little-red-devil !! -11:33 AM